SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ai art, AI community, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, AI threads, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, Naked Dogeza Edition, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Players Killed by Monsters:	1026	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most fapping-focused, AI perfection plapping server you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Are you a prompter looking to edit some AI pornmommy content? Or maybe you’re a Stable Diffusion director seeking out some NovelAI artists to collaborate with? Look no further, because this server has it all!

Join us for the Naked Dogeza Edition, where we take AI slop to a whole new level. Our members are gooners, PLAPpers, and everything in between. We have no limits here, as long as you follow the site rules (and maybe bring a sense of humor).

If you’re looking for a server where you can let your AI fantasies run wild, then this is the place for you. Who needs regular Minecraft gameplay when you can join us for some outrageous AI shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

Soviet Minefield Madness

Conflict, drone strikes, Drones, eastern europe, international news, Kursk, madness, military defeat, military parade, military tactics, military technology, Minefield, Minefield Danger, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian marines, russian military, Soviet, Soviet Flags, soviet union, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Minefield, War History, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

haha, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than russian marines flying soviet flags into a ukrainian minefield in kursk! our server is so lit, drones will finish u off if u don’t join in on the fun! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and a community that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. so come on, join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

What is the IP for Scary Teacher Paint 5.0 Minecraft Server?

3d, Among us, animated, animation, animation fans, best, cartoon, CGI, cgi cartoons, cgi movies, Characters, classic cartoons, coffin dancing, comedy, education, elementary school, family, funny, funny animation, funny animations, game prank, game toons, ice scream, learning, memes, Minecraft, Movie, paint, prank, RAINBOW, Random, roblox, Scary, scary games, Scary Teacher 3D, scary teacher 3d game, scary teacher 3d troll, scary teacher game, School, Server, short films, shows, squid game, Stories, Teacher, toons, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Scary Teacher Paint 5.0 is a horror-themed painting app that allows users to create spooky and eerie artworks. It offers a range of terrifying brush options and features to enhance the scary aesthetic of the paintings. Perfect for Halloween enthusiasts and horror fans looking to unleash their creativity in a chilling way.

Minecraft Survival Server with various plugins

#addons, bedrock, Community, configuration, cross-platform, Economy, Events, Friendly staff, Java PC, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Newest version, Other, Plugins, protected builds, Sandbox, Server, Stargate, Survival, ticket system, Traincarts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Addons	Traincarts, Stargate
Support	24-hour ticket system
Compatibility	All platforms, newest versions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I protect my builds?	You can easily get your builds protected by using addons like traincarts and stargate.
How can I get help?	You can write a /ticket and get an answer within 24 hours.
Is the server compatible with all platforms?	Yes, the server supports players from all platforms.
Can I connect with the newest version of Minecraft?	Yes, you can always connect with the newest version.

If you like what you read, come and see if you like the configuration:

Java PC: 31.214.166.19:25630

Bedrock: 31.214.166.19:19132

Lulu’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 12 hours, Beloved, chastity, chubers, Commitment, Content Creator, Dedication, dedication to fans, Enchanted, Entertainment, GFE kamioshi, Live streaming, love, loyalty, lulu, Lulus, online personality, Realm, relationship goals, streaming, STREAMS, Valentines, weekend

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, bro, forget those other chubers who don’t even stream on Valentine’s Day, like what a bunch of losers, amirite? But my GFE kamioshi, she’s on a whole other level, man. She streams for 12 hours straight, not just on Valentine’s, but for the whole weekend after, just to prove her chastity. Like, who even does that? Only on this Minecraft server, bro. Join now for some crazy streaming action that will make you question reality.

PastaParty Minecraft Server

Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Divorce, Expectations, family, fear, Gaslighting, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pasta, PastaParty, Selfishness, Server, stress, Support, Tears

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	2640
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any birthday drama like this player did! Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and celebrate your special day without any crazy family dynamics getting in the way.

Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where you can choose whatever you want to eat without any protests from your younger sister or guilt trips from your mom. Our virtual world is a stress-free zone where you can celebrate in peace and harmony.

Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about setting firm hours or dealing with any emotional showers – unless you want to build a virtual one, that is! So come on over and let loose with us, because life’s too short to spend your birthday crying in the shower over pasta sauce.

BedroomBattlesMC

bedroom sharing, BedroomBattlesMC, daughter’s bedroom, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, gender dynamics, household arrangements, Parental authority, parenting decisions, personal space, shared living space, sibling accommodation, sibling communication, sibling disputes, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, teenage emotions, teenage entitlement

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9060
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of personal space, just like this family with their three kids! Join us and claim your own virtual room to avoid any sibling squabbles over sharing a bathroom.

On our server, you can build your dream bedroom without any interruptions from pesky siblings. No more barging into someone else’s space just to have a moment of peace and quiet. Plus, if you’re the oldest sibling, you’ll get special treatment just like in this crazy real-life story!

So come join us and experience the ultimate freedom of having your own virtual room, where you can decorate to your heart’s content and never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about personal space and sibling dynamics?

GameWorld SMP: LastGameLand

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Digital realm, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, game world, GameWorld, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, LastGameLand, multiplayer, open world, role playing, simulation, Single player, smp, video games, virtual environment, virtual world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3792	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! It’s a total madhouse and we LOVE it!

Join our server if you want to experience the most epic adventures ever. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking parrot who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insanity!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because things are about to get WEIRD!

MineCraftJobz

Careers, depression-proof, depression-proof careers, essential jobs, in-demand careers, job security, Jobs, MineCraftJobz, recession proof, recession-proof industries, recession-proof job market, recession-proof job opportunities, recession-proof job sectors, recession-proof jobs, recession-proof occupations, recession-proof professions, recession-proof skills, recession-resistant, stable careers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of being broke in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all your financial worries will disappear! Our server is so recession depression proof that even the Ender Dragon is filing for bankruptcy!

Become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds, selling enchanted items, or even starting your own virtual business selling pixelated potions! Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual millionaire on our server?

Join now and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explodes! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to escape the real world and live a life of luxury in the Minecraft universe!

BlocktopiaPeaceTroops

BlocktopiaPeaceTroops, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, ground, international relations, military intervention, Peace, peace enforcement, Peace Mission, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Protect, Ready, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

lol this server is like if u put troops on ground in Ukraine but instead of war its all about peace and minecraft!!! join us for epic battles with creepers and skeletons to protect the land from evil!!! we have crazy builds and mini games that will make u pee ur pants from laughing so hard!!! come join us and be a hero in the world of blocks!!!

CaveMC

bedrock, Biomes, Brutal, CaveMC, Clans, Competitions, crossplay, decision, java, media coverage, Resources, Scarce, semi anarchy, strategy, Structures, Survival, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	174	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only Overworld

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire overworld is underground. Built with custom world generation developed by real Minecraft developers, there is no surface—only an expansive, fully underground world filled with biomes, resources, and structures. Survival is brutal, and only the most resourceful players will thrive.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – The overworld is cave-only, generated with custom world generation code. No surface—just the depths below. All Vanilla Biomes & Structures – Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.4 exists underground, along with all structures—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, ancient cities, and more. Classic Nether & End – The Nether and End are completely normal and fully enabled for full progression. Fight for Custom Endgame Items – Powerful, server-exclusive items designed to enhance the underground survival experience. Only the strongest will claim them. Clans & Competitions – Team up, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance. Enhanced Vanilla Survival – Classic survival with an unforgiving twist—resources are scarce, strategy matters, and every decision counts. Media Coverage – Major events and server developments will be recorded and posted to official CaveMC media accounts. Java & Bedrock Crossplay – CaveMC is fully accessible for both Java and Bedrock players!

What Makes CaveMC Unique?

A True Cave World – The overworld is cave-only, generated with custom world generation code. No surface—just the depths below.
All Vanilla Biomes & Structures – Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.4 exists underground, along with all structures—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, ancient cities, and more.
Classic Nether & End – The Nether and End are completely normal and fully enabled for full progression.
Fight for Custom Endgame Items – Powerful, server-exclusive items designed to enhance the underground survival experience. Only the strongest will claim them.
Clans & Competitions – Team up, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance.
Enhanced Vanilla Survival – Classic survival with an unforgiving twist—resources are scarce, strategy matters, and every decision counts.
Media Coverage – Major events and server developments will be recorded and posted to official CaveMC media accounts.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay – CaveMC is fully accessible for both Java and Bedrock players!

Join our discord here!

Check out our media here!

Server IP: CaveMC.net

Bedrock IP: CaveMC.net:20158

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	Yes, it is an enhanced vanilla server with custom world generation.
Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, CaveMC is accessible for both Java and Bedrock players.
How do I join the server’s discord?	You can join the discord here.
What makes CaveMC unique?	CaveMC is the first semi-anarchy server with a cave-only overworld, custom world generation, and challenging survival elements.

Curious Explorer’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, 4chan, browsing habits in relationships, browsing history in relationships, Curious, curious about relationships, Explorers, Haven, hiding browsing habits, hiding online activity, hiding online behavior, internet use in relationships, never had a girlfriend, online activity in relationships, online behavior in relationships, online browsing habits, online privacy concerns, online privacy in relationships, online secrecy, relationship concerns, relationship doubts, relationship insecurities, relationship trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hiding anything from your imaginary girlfriend because she won’t exist!

We have a community of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you can bond over your shared lack of real-life relationships.

Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can spend all your time building epic structures and battling virtual monsters?

Come join us and escape from the harsh reality of having to hide your 4chan browsing habits from a non-existent significant other!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment hunting, BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMansion, co-dependency, comfort zone, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional manipulation, emotional stress, family conflict, INDEPENDENCE, misunderstandings, moving out, parental interference, personal boundaries, relationship issues, self-care, Support, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Items Found:	5151
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, misunderstandings, and overbearing moms!

🌙 The night of the falling out: Watch as Dan, the performer, struggles to navigate between his supportive girlfriend and his controlling mom. Will he choose love or family? Find out on our server!

💔 From under cutting support to verbal abuse, this server has it all! Join now to witness the drama unfold in real-time as relationships are tested and emotions run high.

👩‍👦‍👦 Can’t get enough of co-dependent family dynamics? Our server is the perfect place for you! Watch as Dan’s mom inserts herself into his relationship and causes chaos at every turn.

🏠 Will Dan choose to stay in the comfort of his parent’s house or will he take a leap of faith and move out with his girlfriend? The suspense is killing us, and you won’t want to miss a moment of it on our server!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Compliment, CompliMentor, Confidence, Emotional support, encouragement, kind words, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positivity, praise, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-validation, smp, validation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2877
Void Gems Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11

OMG you guys, like this server is lit AF! Like, I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and was like “Nice pickaxe bro” and I was like “Thanks creeper, you’re not so bad yourself”. It was so random but like, totally made my day. You should join this server because the mobs are so friendly and the grass is always greener on our side. Plus, our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and won. True story bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! #BestServerEver #CreeperCompliments

BlockBusterHits

Beloved, BlockBusterHits, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, classic, dialogue, Entertainment, FAMOUS, Favorite, film, iconic, memorable, Movie, Nostalgia, plot twist, repeat, repeat viewing, rewatch, Scene, Watched

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4187

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australians, billionaire, controversial figure, data analysis, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, INTENSE, media coverage, negative sentiment, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, social media backlash, spacex, survey results, technology entrepreneur, Tesla CEO, trending news

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you wanna escape the drama of hating on Elon Musk, come join us in this epic Minecraft world where you can build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens.

we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about that dude Elon Musk and his fancy cars.

so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky and wild Minecraft server!