SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate HD experience! You’ll be able to see every blocky follicle on Steve’s head in crystal clear detail!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this golden foreskin will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew that HD graphics and foreskin quests could make such a perfect combination?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	411
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	9908
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	811
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4523
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	215
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3613	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	992	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	6242

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!