Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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