SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

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lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	588543	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Mods	Server Location
1.20.1	180+	Asia

Welcome to MAG (Magic and Guns) server where you can explore over 180 mods. Join us to discover the magic and guns world with endless possibilities!

Check out some of the featured mods: Scorched Guns, Ars Noav, Create, Appothesis, Mekanism

Join our discord server for more updates and discussions: Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The theme of the server revolves around magic and guns, offering a unique gameplay experience with a combination of both elements.

Q: Is the server suitable for new players?

A: Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and offers assistance to new players to help them get started and enjoy the game.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address and connecting to the Asia server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: It is recommended to follow the server rules provided by the administrators to maintain a friendly and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	147	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

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lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	400	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Animals Bred:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SickSonSquadCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6567
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	969193	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1969	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AlienCraft2021

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Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.