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Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	193
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1