| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 305597 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.
So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6654 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.
So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1091 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 9405 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6582 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 283680 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!
Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 373 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!
So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.
But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4633 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 215 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic battles with your favorite Tekken 8 characters in blocky form. Imagine Steve from Minecraft going head-to-head with Heihachi Mishima – the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t worry about getting lost in all the action, our jargon and notation guide will have you speaking Tekken 8 fluently in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret character – Ender Kazuya!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9418 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 73 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
