| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3953 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 896918 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?
So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2251 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.
Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6169 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.
So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4935 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).
So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!
But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.
And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2597 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.
And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.
So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.
But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
