| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1278 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8853 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!
But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 296 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.
Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?
So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!
3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!
4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5950 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1971 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
