| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 129 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.
So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 | Magic Items Found: | 7432 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!
Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.
Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.
But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9358 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja pandas trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources to upgrade your gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a hero in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, when the President yells “MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!”, you better be ready to spring into action and protect him at all costs.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3955 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! You can also add comments and trivia about the deceased, turning our server into a virtual encyclopedia of homicide victims. Who knew grief could be so educational and interactive?
Join us as we navigate the twisted world of easy access to guns and turn it into a creative outlet for honoring those who have left us too soon. Rest in power, Quashaun Lamarious Chillious, and join us on this wild ride of remembrance and Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Ever wanted to explore nature and discover mysterious traces in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner explorer and embark on crazy quests that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – talk about a powerhouse lineup! And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – you’ll be unstoppable!
Oh, and did I mention the daily check-in rewards that are just waiting for you to claim them? It’s like Christmas every day on our server! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!
So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.
So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
And if you need a break from all the VShojo madness, we’ve got a whole crew of hilarious streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen. Plus, we’ve got dedicated discussion threads for Kson, Henya, and even ex-members. So come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together!
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
