| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.
But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.
Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.
Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!
So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4852 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.
But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 468 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
