Updated November 20, 2024
Players: |
109/200 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
1 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
22 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
14 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
3 |
Crops Grown: |
5245 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
20 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
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