| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2592 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 482114 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!
So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 204 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.
Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.
So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8749 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 971 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 9631 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2513 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 799 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5015 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
