| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!
So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.
Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.
So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 9328 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4130 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
