| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Potions Brewed: | 137 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6354 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1278 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5619 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4448 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5935 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 184 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 89 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
