| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1160 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!
So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.
Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.
So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 1826 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4984 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1515 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
