| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2166 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Crops Grown: | 3612 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3284 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 71 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 | Ores Mined: | 2839 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4309 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
