| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for jokes and puns. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that one player found a chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted gear so powerful, they became unstoppable in PvP battles. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover these hidden treasures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky wonders!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is filled with wacky and zany players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and sabotage each other. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT to creating elaborate traps that will make you question your sanity, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. You will need to have nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that awaits you. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and come out on top, then join us and see if you can become the ultimate champion of this sucker’s rally!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!
Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 902 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 259963 | Potions Brewed: | 113 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! On our server, every player is assigned a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back in the blink of an eye. Want to impress your friends with your majestic dragon mount? Join our server and become the envy of all your fellow players.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server has the ability to summon a herd of dancing chickens whenever they want. Need a little pick-me-up after a tough day of mining? Just summon some dancing chickens and watch as they boogie down to the beat of your favorite Minecraft tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Nexvill is a unique Minecraft server where everyone will find something for themselves! Immerse yourself in the exciting world of PvP battles, complete exciting quests and conquer the King of the Hill! Create strong alliances and celebrate important events, such as weddings, with friends. Here you will find a variety of activities, interesting events and a friendly community. Join Nexvill and discover new horizons in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Server Name | HexArchon |
|---|---|
| Overview | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features |
| Links | Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is HexArchon? | HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more. |
| What are the values of HexArchon? | |
| What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon? | Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more. |
| What technical specifications does the server have? | The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay. |
| How can I join HexArchon? | Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features. |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1995 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!
So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.
Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.
So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 508 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2513 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
