| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 788 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 102596 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4822 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8593 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5316 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 154 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5068 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4979 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 272 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7825 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9785 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4843 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3318 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1148 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
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| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
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| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
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| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2772 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3963 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1387 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 325 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2239 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 665 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8620 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 83 | Votes: | 789 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
