SlimePower | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	4181	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	2385
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	286	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Farms Harvested:	957	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	762	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1772	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Emeralds Found:	1299	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9831	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Votes:	8749	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	462113
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6256	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	79	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	6731	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2