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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	85796	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	249	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6175	Ores Mined:	9689

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	663	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Towns Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Votes:	5747	Players Killed by Monsters:	9318
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	92	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8901	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	502125	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchantments Applied:	89	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8218
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2