Slime World | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3307
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	1568	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7149
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runes Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2911
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8661	Ores Mined:	4735
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	2657	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	1967	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	681
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	88949	Players Killed by Monsters:	183
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18