| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1985 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 220 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8157 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8823 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5607 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6871 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 8244 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4863 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 111 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1805 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 175 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7303 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 247013 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2709 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6010 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6575 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3304 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7062 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
