| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2099 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3486 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7035 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3385 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3496 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 131 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2387 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Votes: | 5605 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9103 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3407 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 471 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1537 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 411 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1814 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 186 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3472 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2728 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5038 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8231 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6749 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?
