Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 3762 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4723 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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