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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9004 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?
