Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in the real world? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you! Our players have reported losing weight just by playing on our server – it’s like a workout without the sweat! So come join us and say goodbye to those love handles and hello to a leaner, meaner you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9946
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY