SlimCraft: Digging for Diamonds

SlimCraft, diamonds, Methods, transformation, determination

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a blocky boi or girl in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you shed those pixels! Join us and embark on a weight loss journey like no other.

Our server is equipped with special potions that will make your character slim down in no time. Just imagine your Minecraft avatar going from chunky to funky in just a few clicks!

But that’s not all – we also have mini-games that require you to run, jump, and swim your way to victory. You’ll be sweating in real life just watching your character get fit in the game.

So come join us and say goodbye to your blocky bod. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and pixelated?

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

pain management, pain scale, pain tolerance, medical emergency, smp

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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StinkyCraft

tactful approach, tell someone, smell bad, polite way, social etiquette

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

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CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

Terrorism, Minecraft, iran, abduction, Espionage

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

e-cigarettes, ecig, policy, Vaping, european union

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

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Ice Age Madness

annual losses, madness, environmental impact, high-emission scenarios, natural disasters

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

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SlimCraft: Digging for Diamonds

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

StinkyCraft

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ice Age Madness