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OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crops Grown:	8438
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchantments Applied:	184
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	155
Void Armor Forged:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1292	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Ores Mined:	9196
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3515
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	767	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2