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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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