Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Farms Harvested: 790
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
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