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HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

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lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	7018
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Potions Brewed:	64

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	855	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Emeralds Found:	8508
Void Gems Collected:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	2393
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6