SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap

CREEPERS, early riser, good morning, morning, morning affirmations, morning energy, morning habits, morning inspiration, morning meditation, morning mood, morning motivation, morning person, morning quotes, morning rituals, morning routine, morning thoughts, morning vibes, NAP, rise and shine, sleepy, SleepyCraft, tired, waking up

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us if you want to wake up to llamas riding pigs and chickens doing the moonwalk! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a dolphin with a top hat or a zombie doing the floss dance? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re actually playing Minecraft!

So, if you’re ready for a mind-blowing, side-splitting, jaw-dropping adventure, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server in the world! Who knows, you might even wake up to a parrot singing opera tomorrow!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	357

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	121
Crops Grown:	4006	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	6356
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	629	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3217	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	3069
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

Server Preview:

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

PreggoRageCraft

Blame, college classes, Communication, crying, FaceTime, family, indespicable, Mature, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Mother, nephew, PreggoRageCraft, Pregnancy, reaction, response, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, School, sister, Yelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

BlockyNSFWLand

BlockyNSFWLand, boundary violation, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office politics, unprofessional behavior, work drama, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace environment, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace incident, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace scandal, workplace standards, workplace violation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	158

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.

One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!