join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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