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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6522 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.