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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4589 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!