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OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	1500
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Items Found:	7897
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1274
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8457	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6849	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Emeralds Found:	9532
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	8418	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9795
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	38990	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	8838
Star Shards Collected:	156	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9615
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Players:	94/800	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4