| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 439 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7726 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9530 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 122 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7771 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1770 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1798 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7417 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6313 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 671 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 363 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 61 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8993 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5718 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 108 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9736 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5862 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1164 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6857 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3298 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
