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RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2908
Buildings Constructed:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6580
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8599	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	5861	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	620	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Farms Harvested:	329	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	5759
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9601
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5