LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	200
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	371
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	1833

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	179838
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crops Grown:	5108

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Items Found:	5134
Love Letters Sent:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Crops Grown:	2755
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Potions Brewed:	176	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	8364
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Crops Grown:	5969
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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