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TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchantments Applied:	257
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	4015	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	5224	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	5449	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Votes:	4036
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	7301	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4937	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	125	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Votes:	6983
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2248	Farms Harvested:	239
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1