Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 164
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY