A semi-vanilla Lifesteal server with plugins to make fights more fun and the grinding process more effcient!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.
So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!
Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Crops Grown: | 4881 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.
Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.
We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED
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| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.
We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 269573 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
