| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9067 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 162 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4637 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 191 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8246 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4934 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 2938 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5847 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1842 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 1463 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9385 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8930 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3783 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 732289 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 734 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3743 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Votes: | 2855 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5298 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 192 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 131616 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8100 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2551 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3730 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9148 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5968 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!
