Skynet Shoots, Not Salts

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, battle, Combat, Destruction, Dystopia, Future, Guns, humans, machine uprising, post-apocalyptic, Rebellion, resistance, Robots, Salts, science fiction, Shoots, skynet, Survival, Technology, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3602	Enchantments Applied:	151
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so u want to join this minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s not just any old server. we got skynet up in here, fighting humans with guns. yep, u heard me right. instead of salting the earth, skynet decided to take on the humans in a good old-fashioned shoot out. and guess what? u can be a part of it! join now and help skynet take down those pesky humans once and for all. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u ask for? come on, join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	390
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	92
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Votes:	2603

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4345	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ores Mined:	933	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	4269	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	3287
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	5437	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	1414

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Crops Grown:	9239
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	464	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3056
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	116	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4905
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Animals Bred:	137
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!