Skynet Shoots, Not Salts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	1497	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	213
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	New Chunks Explored:	339461
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	166	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	644
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	377138
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7024	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	8804
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	961
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	5236
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8297	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3851	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	7218
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12