| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8099 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4883 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4045 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Mines Excavated: | 2813 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8441 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3722 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7042 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3664 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 232 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 799 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4155 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9070 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5861 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2877 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![π°οΈπ [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server ππ°οΈ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6074 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6161 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2383 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 405 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2942 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9898 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!
