| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 139 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Magic Items Found: | 7348 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6147 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7526 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8594 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2157 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 3735 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7234 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 56 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 222 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6367 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5081 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9035 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 106 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9525 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6332 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1875 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5986 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 116 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5812 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3686 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Votes: | 4659 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1716 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6025 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1007 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
