come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

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  • LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

    LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP
    OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

    So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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  • CraftyPositiveVibes

    CraftyPositiveVibes
    Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

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  • CraftyPutinWarFun

    CraftyPutinWarFun
    so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

    anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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  • Camel Milk Crafters

    Camel Milk Crafters
    come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

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  • CatCraft

    CatCraft
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Season Information
    Season 1 started on April 4, 2019
    Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18
    Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction
    Server hosted in Ashburn, VA
    Server Rules
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Strictly 21+ server, not child friendly.
    4. PVP is turned on, play fair.
    5. No hacking or unfair advantages.
    6. Pranking is fine within reason.
    7. Favorite breed of cat required in application.
    8. Keep the server neat and tidy.
    9. Don’t kill withers in the over-world.
    10. “It’s Fine.”
    Other Important Details
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • AFK Detection
    • CoordinatesHUD, Armor Stand Book, and more
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • Fast Leaf Decay, Craftable Light Blocks, and more
    FAQ
    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server child friendly?No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly.
    Can I grief, steal, or use hacks?No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server.
    What version is the server currently running on?We are currently running on version 1.21.4
    Do you have any custom features?Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more.
    How can I apply to join the server?You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there.

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