Skyfall REBORN ✦REALISM✦MOUNTS✦QUESTS✦DISTERM Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, administration, Auction, Backpack, BIOME SYSTEM, Class, Disasters, ITEM WEIGHT, MAGIC ARMOR, Mounts, Parkour, prefixes, privileges, Quests, Race, Realism, Rtp, Stamina, TRADES

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Star Shards Collected:	245	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

SkyFall Reborn – the return of a well-developed project, where the administration listens to the players. At the moment, only one mode is active – REALISM. In the era of realism, when you can become stronger and more resilient than everyone! Have time to gain strength before the era of MAGIC AND DARKNESS (in the future)!

Main features of the project:

✨ Version 1.12.2 – 1.20.4

✨ Fresh project without imbalance!

✨ Privileges apply to all servers at once

✨ High quality server!

✨ Disasters that can kill you and make it difficult to survive.

✨ Reworked mechanics of trees, farming, aggressive animals (peaceful until the player hits them), blood animation, beautiful world generation!

✨ MOUNTS! Mounts, both flying and swimming, that allow you to move quickly around the world! (Get a free Rune Crooked Horn! /pets)

✨ Beautiful prefixes, titles!

✨ Balanced economy without a store. Auction, trades (exchanges)!

✨ No GMs for anyone except admins!

✨ Adult administration

✨ Stamina (the hero can get tired from jumping or sprinting)

✨ Item weight (your hero slows down when his backpack is full)

Available modes:

REALISM – 1.12-1.20.x

Features of the mode:

Realism

✔️Choose a race and class that provide their own benefits or debuffs.

✔️Reworked animation of block destruction

✔️New crafts. Craft a backpack to increase inventory space!

✔️RTP – works only once!

✔️A biome system that creates the most beautiful generations of the world.

✔️New MAGIC armor!

Recruitment for server moderation is underway! 16+

Write to the server discord.

188.127.241.249:25695

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	New Chunks Explored:	238053
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Items Found:	2462
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	787	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3198
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Villages Defended:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	3372

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	6047
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8105	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7032
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!