| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 370 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 266583 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5806 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 930 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6631 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 788 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2734 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8970 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 190 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8794 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2323 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.
plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.
Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.
So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5579 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7255 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.
So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9548 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 407 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!
Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6070 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6691 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8384 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3440 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8286 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 742 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6668 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2661 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3945 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9400 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!
But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?
Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 640 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2263 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
