| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7336 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Votes: | 6487 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8493 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8567 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4133 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2579 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Mines Excavated: | 4781 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 508706 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8795 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4490 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5381 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6020 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchantments Applied: | 284 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3371 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9595 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 980726 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3474 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9219 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 6811 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1099 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 25929 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9215 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1212 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1739 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3329 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 138 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2282 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
